Oh My God!!! Lord Siva, Parvathi, Kumara Swamy, Vinayaka apply for “Abhaya Hastham”

HYDERABAD: OMG… oh my god!!! It’s hilarious and incredible, yet true.

The God himself had applied for the six guarantees promised by Revanth Reddy regime.

The God is mythical. So what? A villager submitted the application for the schemes on ‘His’ behalf at Muttaaram of Bheemadevarapalli mandal of Hanamkonda district. Enugu Venkata Surender Reddy submitted an application on behalf of Lord Shiva, purportedly the father of the mankind according to Hindu mythology.

The name of the applicant is “Sivudu”, the God. His wife’s name is mentioned as Parvathi Devi, the Goddess, famously called ‘jaganmaatha’ (mother of the universe) as the legend has it.

Well, the application didn’t stop there. Their children — Kumara Swamy and Vinayakudu — were also listed in the “Abhaya Hastham” application.

These two are also very important gods in the saga of mythologies.

The numerous epics around the Hinduism essentially emphasised that the omnipresent and omnipotent gods were also popular for lending a protection-assuring hand.

But, now the villager applied for Revanth Reddy’s “Abhaya Hastham” to protect the family of Lord Shiva.

The random application ain’t serendipitous. The “God” wanted his family to be included in Gruhalakshmi, Gruha Jyothy, Rythu Bharosa and Indiramma house. The officials reportedly took the application and issued a receipt too.

Will the God be kind and grant Himself and His family the “Abhaya Hastham” and extend the schemes too?